Shameless plug

Don't forget to get your tickets to "The Big Dzienkowski," Assault & Flattery's
annual spring musical!


Based on the Coen brothers classic, The Big Lebowski, this year's show features Professor Dzienkowski himself in all four performances, and 90 of your most talented classmates. Here's a little taste to whet the appetite....

" An unpaid TLF pledge leads to the confusion of two men, both named John Dzienkowski: one, the Dude, a lazy 4L, the other, the John S. Redditt Professor of State and Local Government. When TLF loan sharks look to collect the pledge from the wrong Dzienkowski, the Dude is forced to survive a feminist vixen, his worthless friends, goose-stepping Rhinelander's, a Gunner empowered by a stolen holy hornbook, and a library investigator hot on the trail of the selfsame book. In the end, it might all just make sense."


The Saturday night performance is sold out, but there are still tickets left for March 3rd to 5th with an evening show Friday, a Saturday matinee at 2 p.m., and a Sunday matinee at 3 p.m. Evening tickets are $12, matinee $10.


Come by the A&F table in the Atrium this week to buy your tickets, t-shirts, and posters! Email assault@law.utexas.edu with any questions.

So, come to the show, and come drink with me afterwards.