You know you're a genius when

You can write lyrics like these (to the tune of Jewel's "Foolish Games"):

"Some stupid question with five kids and six parents in four different colored canoes
I guess I failed to notice,
I guess I failed to see,
If Zanzibar rides with Yolanda, then he can't ride with Xerxes."

Mike, you are my hero. I hate logic games, too.